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I'm snarky, critical, sarcastic, sardonic, a big nerd, married to Tina Fey, and out-spoken. I'll illuminate the dark parts of your mind and maybe keep you entertained as well. Fear me?
And the answer to your question is 'Yes', I am on Facebook. ADD ME.
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Well, there goes the closest thing to a black character in Star Wars. (Source: piercingsandink, via blankpaperpotential) 
Why, this humor is quite elemental my dear Watson. (Source: envyadams, via excuse-my-charisma)
This is the REAL time warp
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
(Source: daftwithoneshoe, via tamingofthemoose) 
This reminds me of snow days. And I’m not referring to the ones during winter. If I ever get married, this same exact thing needs to happen. The couple that slays together, stays together. (Source: bangbanghaily, via tamingofthemoose) The Doctor is the loneliest, most loved man in all of time and space. (Source: -everdeen, via zingehkingeh)
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
(via tamingofthemoose) Historical Pickup Lines From The Original Players. (Source: nerdtacular, via hippyteenager) 
Wait, he can cook? Where the fuck have I been? (Source: peacelovebraaaaains)
Each of them is a BAMF (via blankpaperpotential) 
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.
This is the best thing I’ve heard all day (via tamingofthemoose) |
